i’m gonna be half humor/personal, yes or no?
9 hours of studying and I can’t remember my own name but I can remember how to kill a man using a toothbrush so there’s that
the hell kind of classes are you taking?
I’m a forensic criminologist our slogan is “can’t run fast enough to be a serial killer so I’ll just help the police catch them”
I wish I could hold the hands of all the teenagers that are being judged by their relatives right now at the table
"The success of most things depends upon knowing how long it will take to succeed."
Don’t shame the girls who sent pictures of themselves half-naked to their significant others as a way to express eroticism which is healthy and natural… give the people hell who think it’s okay to destroy someone’s trust and distribute those images simply for entertainment purposes.
does anyone get really mad when other people try to tell your pets what to do
I really wonder what my body looks like to other people.
Is it what I see on good body image days or bad ones
Is it even what I see at all
Do I even have a body
Is anything real